iwilliam

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iwilliam
Self introduction

im stu.pid

i was thrown at a wall when i was born

later i was caught by the trash can

i grew up with oscar the grouch from sesame street

i later got addicted to cookies filled with cra.ck

then child services came along and said hi to me then left

than i got a heart attack but survived

than i was run over by a car but lived

than i fought off a few lions, and i think a bear but won

than i saved an orphanage from a wildfire

later i tripped on a rock frac.tured all my bones and broke my neck and di.ed

i was buried under a chuck-e-cheese