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- iwilliam
- 自己紹介
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im stu.pid
i was thrown at a wall when i was born
later i was caught by the trash can
i grew up with oscar the grouch from sesame street
i later got addicted to cookies filled with cra.ck
then child services came along and said hi to me then left
than i got a heart attack but survived
than i was run over by a car but lived
than i fought off a few lions, and i think a bear but won
than i saved an orphanage from a wildfire
later i tripped on a rock frac.tured all my bones and broke my neck and di.ed