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Hi my name is Jack and I played Pop Warner Football with Rookie and i am also on the RSSC (Revere SandSharks Swim Club

12 things to do when you're in Wall Mart.

1. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3 in housewares"...and see what happens.

4. Move a 'CAUTION-WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

5. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

6. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

7. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

8. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

9. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

10. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!"

11. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!"

12. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

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