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And I'm not out of order. You're out of order! The whole freakin' system is out

of order! You want the truth? You want the TRUTH!?! You can't handle the truth!

'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo, that was your

best friend's face! You don't know what to do! Forget it, Marge! It's


    • Homer J. Simpson

You see Marge? Do you SEE!?!

Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scam?

NEVER! Never, Marge. I can't live the buttoned down life like you. I want it all! The terrifying low, the dizzying high, the creamy middle. Sure. I might've bent a few of the BLUE noses with my cocky stride and musky odors. Oh, I'll never be the darling of the so called "spiffy" fathers who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"

    • Homer J. Simpson

And don't worry, my last words will definitely be:

"I can outrun that lion!"

I walk around in the summertime saying: "How about this heat!?!"

I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane while people behind me are going insane!

Sometimes I park in the handicap spaces while handicap people make handicap faces.

I eat stickers all the time, dude!

It's okay, Pluto. I'm not a planet either.

Me sarcastic? Nooo...

De@th will never take me alive!

I wumbo. You wumbo. He/she/me wumbo. Wumbo, wumboing. Wumbology, the study of wumbo! It's first grade!

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Imagine that, gangs of cats with thumbs who organized an army with one thing on their mind. Cravendale milk.

I'm not short, you're just tall.

Female, not feminine.

Ku ku kachu

Jai Guru Deva.

I'm sorry, yesterday was the deadline for all complaints.

If I give you a quarter will you go buy yourself a sense of humor?

You think it's butter, but it's snot.

cats play pok3r too.

I still like Ike!

the sparks are flyin'