the_n00binator

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the_n00binator
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~My Story~

I don't remember much about my past. I do know that I am not human, I just look like one.

I roam the world, looking for a purpose, with my iPhone, my DSi XL and some school books. I need to stay educated.

It's hard to roam as a 13 year old, because if I'm seen, people will try to put me in a foster home. I've been in one before, it was horrible. So one night, I erased my name from all records the foster home had, and escaped.

I'll occasionally come across a wi fi point that I'll use to post flipnotes. Animating sprites is my speciality. No matter how hard I try, I have trouble drawing. When I later saw flipnotes with sprites, I knew it was for me.

Sometimes I'll get a part time job at a restaurant or grocer to get some money, but after the first payday, I'll erase my name from records, pack some food that doesn't perish easily, and continue to roam the earth.

Check back in this profile description for occasional updates on where I am.

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10/06/10 Update: Cupertino, CA.

Well today I got to California and went shopping in the Cupertino Crossroads Shopping Center. I would've stayed longer, but some security guards tried to catch me after they asked me where my parents were. "I don't know..." I said. "Maybe at your MOM'S house!" and started running.

I escaped, but I knew I couldn't stay in Cupertino for long. I checked into a hotel, claiming my dad would arrive later (got that trick from Home Alone 2. saw it at the foster home) and got a room. I'm planning on escaping tonight, just as soon as room service arrives. I ORDERED MAH PIZZAH AN HOUR AGO, ROOM SERVICE DUDES!!!!!

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