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im a tomboy, i listen to lots of rock, hard, loud, screamo, metal and pop kinda music (for those of you who hate loud rock music, dont tell me you dont like it or that you dont like me for loving that kind of music)AND NO I DO NOT LISTEN TO JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!, hmm... i wonder if you can tell i draw a lot of wolves...
randomness is for people 13 and up...well some of it
WHOLE TONS OF RANDOMNESS!STARTING NOW: (can you read it all?)
for all the skrillex lovers! a joke... (warning not for jb lovers)
Hitler, Justin Bieber & Skrillex go to hell.
Hitler, Justin Bieber & Skrillex go to hell. They meet the Devil sitting on his throne, he asks them why they're in hell. Hitler. I killed 20 million poeple & caused a holocaust on the Jewish population. Devil. Good, good. Sit to my right. Bieber. I poisned the world of music with my little crappy voice that irritates every normal person in the world. Devil. You're such a a**hole. Well done, sit to my left. *Looks at Skrillex* & why are you here? Skrillex: Get off my throne b****
SOLDIER : SIR WE ARE SURROUNDED FROM ALL SIDES BY ENEMIES ,
MAJOR : EXCELLENT ! WE CAN ATTACK IN ANY DIRECTION
Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
(semi-blonde joke. i have nothing against blondes)
Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of an apple. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of
the plane. The second person took a bite out of a lemon and she thought it was too sour so, she threw it out of the plane. Then
the last person took a bite out of a grenade and he thought it was too crunchy so, he threw it out of the plane. Then they
landed and decided to go for a walk. They first passed a little girl who was crying and they asked, “little girl, little girl,
why are you crying?” and the little girl said, “an apple came down and killed my new kitty”. Next they passed a little boy
who was also crying. And they again asked, “little boy, little boy, why are you crying?” and the little boy said, “a lemon came
down and killed my new puppy.” Then they passed a blonde sitting on the side walk laughing her butt off. They asked, “why are you laughing so hard?” and the blonde said, “I farted and the building behind me blew up!!”
How was tomorrow? I think you know what I mean.
Do me a favor, and don't do me anymore favors
Oh no! Not another learning experience!
You can't teach an old dog to live in glass house
How about never? Is never good for you?
i've arranged a list of exciting things we can do for the next thirty years!!
hooded hoods trying to hoodwink car hoods
The twins just turned 2 and 4 this month!
he who laughs last always has the last laugh
Facts: 1) Ninjas are mammals. 2) Ninjas fight ALL the time. 3) The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
dang it! evil triumphs again...wait...that's me...YES!!
Pity the worms!
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