Kourajさんのプロフィール

Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-aided Enrichment Center. We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one. Your specimen has been processed, and we are now ready to begin the test proper.Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all Enrichment Center activities, serious injuries may occur. For your own safety and the safety of others, please refrain from [static] Por favor de donde fallar muchos gracias de fallar gracias!Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol, but is an unintended side effect of the Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid, which may, in semi-rare cases, emancipate dental fillings, crowns, tooth enamel and teeth.Remember, the Aperture Science "Bring Your Daughter to Work Day" is the perfect time to have her tested.As part of a required test protocol, our previous statement suggesting that we would not monitor this chamber was an outright fabrication. As part of a required test protocol, we will stop enhancing the truth in three … two … [static].Didn't we have some fun, though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said "Goodbye", and you were like, [deep voice] "No way!" And then I was all, "We pretended we were going to murder you." That was great. Here, I'll put you on. [Silly voice] "Hellooo!" That's you! That's how dumb you sound!

You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing. You're not smart. You're not a scientist. You're not a doctor. You're not even a full-time employee. Where did your life go so wrong?Oh, you think you're doing some damage? Two plus two is f-f-f-f… ten. In base four! I'm fine!You just keep on trying until you run out of cake. For Science,You Monster.

Can you tell? I am a HUGE portal fan. But more of a GLaDOS Fan.